Who put these things here? How in the world did I get two cantaloupes stuck to the sides of my thighs? Actually it's like one cantaloupe cut in half and superglued to the outside of each one of my upper thighs. Very squeezable cantaloupes. Very disproportional cantaloupes.
Ick! I know that it has something to do with a decrease in circulation, and so the adipose tissue (fat) doesn't get the signal to give off it's triacylglycerols (Free fatty acids) into the blood stream. So the fat cells in my saddlebags happily hang on to the fat as the rest of of my body slims down at a higher rate.
But it sucks! I just had to say that.
Okay, I'm done whining for the night. Time for bed.
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